We ship domestically via the United States Postal Service, who ride their fearless mail ponies nonstop regardless of snow, rain, or unpatriotic lack of federal funding to ensure you receive your order within a week.
International shipping is via USPS Priority Mail, and delivery may take up to 3 weeks. Please note that you're responsible for any customs duties or importation taxes your country may charge upon delivery. If your package ends up in some bureaucratic office where you have to pay to pick it up, we recommend distracting the customs agent, snatching your envelope, and running as fast as you can. Just pretend they don't know where you live.